Wednesday 23 December 2009

Relocation

Some people have said that they haven't been able to leave comments, so I'm moving the blog to beetchawawa.wordpress.com in the hope that it will be more user-friendly. See you there.

Monday 21 December 2009

Christmas Carols

I saw this item on BBC breakfast about the nation's top 5 Christmas carols, as voted for by listeners of Classic FM.

1. O Holy Night
2. Silent Night
3. In the Bleak Mid Winter (Darke)
4. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
5. In the Bleak Mid Winter (Holst)

Far be it from me to question the collective wisdom of Classic FM listeners, but aren't these all...well, a bit shit? I'm a damned heathen but I love belting out a good carol at this time of year and none of these would make my top 5 (Hark the Herald is ok, but the rest - pffft). My top 5 are:

1. Deck the Halls (fa la la la)
2. O Come All Ye Faithful
3. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
4. Joy to the World
5. Ding Dong Merrily on High

Sunday 20 December 2009

SNOW!!!

It was all lovely and snowy on the Heath on Friday, enough for a snowball fight. But not enough to stop me having to go to work - boo!



Saturday 19 December 2009

Festive Top 5

What are your top 5 favourite things about Christmas? I love:

1. Making a list (actually a colour-coded excel spreadsheet) of people to get presents for in about September and gradually ticking everyone off. I'm normally finished a couple of weeks before Christmas so I can then feel super smug. I don't know what comes over me - I usually hate shopping and I've literally never been this organised about anything else in my life.

2. Getting the Christmas tree - my mum and dad have a tradition where they don't get their tree until late afternoon Christmas Eve when everyone is shutting up shop. There's an element of danger as it's sometimes difficult to find one by that stage. And also my Dad sees it as a challenge to either get one free or for next to nothing, as people are normally just giving them away by that time.

Now I do like the fun and tradition of getting one at the last minute, but I also like looking at my tree and it smelling all christmassy. So now I have the best of both worlds. I get my tree a couple of weeks before xmas and then I go round to my mum and dad's on Christmas Eve to help them do theirs.



3. The Doctor Who Christmas Special - love Doctor Who all year round. In fact I think it might be my favourite TV programme of all time. The Christmas special is a little treat to keep me going between series. I'm sure the new Doctor is going to be great - looking forward to seeing what happens to David Tennant. I'll probably have a little cry, I'm a real sucker for things like that.

4. Opening my stocking - I'm 27 and have always had a stocking. Thanks Father Christmas!

5. Mulled wine - I'm teetotal the rest of the year but I love mulled wine. When I make my own, I make it to my taste - i.e. sweet and weak and not too wine-y. Here's my recipe:

2 bottles cheap red wine
1 carton of orange juice
1 clementine studded with cloves
2 cinnamon sticks
1 lump of root ginger about size of thumb, peeled
Sugar to taste

Heat heat heat, stir stir stir, yum yum yum.

Mr Beet's top 5

1. Ham (We cook it on Christmas Eve for Christmas morning breakfast, but he usually sneaks a cheeky slice on the way home from midnight mass)

2. Christmas tree smell and getting the house all christmassy

3. Boxes of biscuits

4. Christmas dinner / boxing day buffet

5. New clothes to wear on christmas day - usually socks that are too big.

Stephen and the Sexy Partridge

I have to declare an interest here, as my friend Sarah is the stage manager, but this is the funniest, silliest, most christmassy show you'll see. Stephen has pissed off his girlfriend and needs to make it up to her by getting a brilliant Christmas present. The Sexy Partridge is an alien superhero, dispatched to help him on his quest. It's based on the 12 days of Christmas, so on the way they meet French hens, milk maids and Lords (including Vader, Mandelson and Byron) a leaping.

The theatre is tiny and it really feels like it's a group of your mates putting on a show for you in your front room. I have to specially mention the music - which is fabulous and I don't normally notice things like that.

I've seen the show two years running and would happily go and see it every Christmas.

Florida Challenges - the Results

My friend Jo and I have both recently been on holiday to Florida and decided to have a bit of friendly competition and set ourselves some challenges

A test of character - Jo kicked my arse on this one with 58 characters v. my 33. I wasted the first couple of days as I was too embarrassed to approach the characters, but after the first few I was completely shameless. Jo and I both agree that Wolverine at Islands of Adventure was weirdly over-friendly.





A test of nerve - I had stopped screaming and was making an effort to smile in my photo (notice the empty seat beside me - Mr Beet couldn't even be persuaded to go on the ride), but Jo just took it to another level. A worthy winner.





A test of guts - Lucy (independent arbitrator) has ruled my food photos (meat loaf and key lime pie) more worthy than Jo's efforts (weird junk food). Yay! A little pride salvaged.





Evil Robot Santa


I saw this at a craft fair my mum was running and I couldn't decide whether I really liked it or whether it was horrible. At £1.50 I reckoned that I could risk it. It's since grown on me a lot and has pride of place on our mantelpiece. Although I do still think it's a bit scary - especially when you wind it up and it shuffles along ringing its bell like the clanging chimes of doom.

I was watching Kirsty from Location, Location, Location's christmas programme (basically just lifestyle porn pictures of her beautiful house all christmassy). It was the most ridiculous programme ever: "Glass baubles can be expensive, why not blow your own with some help from your local glassblower?" Err...no. Anyway, she had my santa in her toy room (although it clearly states on the back that it is not a toy but for "adult collectors"). Yay! He's not a bit weird and scary after all, he's the height of style and good taste, bless him!