Bee-Chihuahuas

Since my alias for this blog is Beetchawawa (which, as any fool knows, is the sound that a surprised Ewok makes) I spent some time recently constructing a profile pic by amalgamating photo of a bee and a photo of a chihuahua. The results, as you can see, were not massively impressive.

Anyway, I needn't have wasted my time. I should have realised that there are people in the world who have already done the work for me and dressed up their chihuahuas as bees.

Ta-da!







Thanks to ermm... Jo again actually for finding these photos.

Florida Challenges

I'm off on my hols soon, and venturing outside Europe for the first time to go to Florida. What could be better than sunshine and rollercoasters? Well, sunshine and rollercoasters PLUS a bit of friendly competition.

My friend Jo* is also going to Florida a couple of weeks after me (she got so envious when I was telling her about my holiday plans that she promptly booked herself a flight). So we thought we'd spice things up by setting ourselves some challenges.

Challenge 1 - a Test of Character

How many photos can you get of yourself with theme park characters?

Rules - not just Disney characters, but anyone dressed up in a silly constume will do. You must be posing with the character (i.e. just sneaking up and getting a photo next to them doesn't count).

Challenge 2 - a Test of Nerve

Who can come back with a rollercoaster photo in which they look the most composed?

Rules - We have nominated that a shortlist of rollercoasters for this - it's got to be a scary one! You only get one ride and you must purchase and display the official rollercoaster photo no matter how embarrassing.

Challenge 3 - a Test of Guts

Who can order the most American sounding meal?

Rules - You must also consume the whole meal - photo evidence of a clean plate required. It can be more than one course, and beverages will also be taken into consideration. While "Americanism" is somewhat subjective, consideration will be given to:

How traditionally American it sounds - i.e. pumpkin pie etc
How exotic it is - i.e. a big mac is pretty American but we have that here so not so interesting. Ideally, it will be something you can't get over here and are not entirely sure what it is.
Portion size - the bigger the better
Presentation and ambience of restaurant

*I realise that I have now mentioned Jo twice in this blog and have never mentioned anyone else. I do have other friends, honest!

For the results click here

Fitness Trails

I recently did the London Rat Race, which involved running between various obstacles or challenges around London. It was really good fun, and thinking ahead to next year I thought that a good way to train for the race would be one of those old-school fitness trails. You know the ones, you sometimes see them in parks where they have different pieces of equipment spread along a route. I've never actually seen anyone using one, so I think they're a bit unfashionable these days.

Anyway, as for most things in life I turned to google for the answer of where my nearest fitness trail was. But I couldn't find any list of locations, just the occasional reference to a fitness trail here and there. There was someone on the Runner's World forum having the same problem. So I decided to put together a list of fitness trails in London.

I should point out that I have never actually used one of these fitness trails so I am in no way an expert. And the map is pieced together from bits of information here and there, so there may well be inaccuracies and some of the locations might be red herrings. I plan to go and check out some of them in due course, but in the mean time if you have any info then leave a comment and I will update the map.


View Fitness Trails in a larger map

Lawyer in Massive Ego Shocker

I read this article in the Guardian today, about the influence people's names have over their choices:

"People called Dennis are – I'm serious – over-represented among dentists, while the same goes for lawyers named Larry or Lauren. What's at work here, researchers speculate, is "implicit egotism", the idea that our preferences and outlook are shaped, much more subtly than we realise, by our attraction to things and people that are in some way like ourselves."

As a lawyer called Lauren I'm wondering whether I am (a) a massive egotist or (b) just highly suggestible.

Probably a bit of both.

Jesus comes to Niketown

Saw this on my way to work this morning. It was a bit chilly for a loincloth really.

Cryptic Crossword Tips

I was recently doing a crossword and my friend Jo took an interest so I was explaining it to her. She went from complete confusion to getting clues before I did within a weekend, but you do need someone to explain how it all works to get you going. So this is a beginner’s guide.

In some ways cryptic clues can be easier than straight clues because you often get two clues. A standard clue usually has a word or phrase that is a synonym for the answer (which is usually right at the start or the end) and then the rest of the clue somehow breaks down the letters of the answer. For example*;

Puzzle is about king’s big weapon = crossword

Puzzle = this is the whole thing i.e. crossword

About = C for circa

King = R for Rex

Big = OS meaning outsized

Weapon = SWORD

Different Types of Clue

(1) Anagrams

Lots of words that mean anagram: mixed, funny, confused, developed, changed, moved, dancing etc

e.g. Italian food mixed with unknown spice (6)

(2) First Letter / last letter / middle letters / alternate letters

eg Head / initial / opener for first letter

Ultimate for last letter

Heart / middle for the middle letters

Odd or even for alernate letters

Extremes for first and last letters

e.g. Even-handed Queen turned out to be a snake (5)

(3) Shortened

Words like cropped / curtailed often means chop a letter or two off a word

e.g. Beheaded ladies are a bad sign (4)

(4) Backwards

Words like back, on its head etc means spell the word backwards

e.g. People to call if car is on its roof (3)

(5) Inside

Words like in / around – often means you put one part of the clue inside another part.

e.g. Young enthusiast embraces own heart (4)

(6) Spelled out

Sometimes the whole answer appears hidden in the clue, often spread across two words

e.g. Get the gist from staring at her (6)

(7) Sounds like

Words such as said or hear are clues for this

e.g. I’ll say it’s a passageway (5)

(8) References to other clues

Sometimes it’ll refer to another clue that you may or may not have already got, it’ll put the number in as a number rather than spelled out.

e.g. 4 in Belgium for two (5)

(9) Groaners

These are ones which people who don’t understand cryptic crosswords would understand - you don’t break it down, but the whole thing means something that’s not immediately obvious and when you realise the answer you groan!

e.g. A stiff examination (7)

Common “Components” – short bits that go together into a longer answer

· Abbreviations – loads and loads of these, anything that’s a measurement like T for time, M for mass, L/R for left/right,

· King, Queen, Knight etc – King or queen are often R or ER, knight can be sir, or the chess abbreviations – K, Q, N (for knight) etc

· Point / pole / direction – can mean North, South etc – N, S etc – or if it refers to partners or pairs it can mean bridge partners with is N and S or E and W

· Musical notation – quiet could be P for piano, loud could be F

· Genealogical abbreviations – like m for married, d for died

· Female / Woman / Lady / Girl – can be she or her or F, or a female animal like hen or ewe, or a woman’s name, same for men.

· Revolutionary – red , Che (or it could be an anagram word)

· Ancient City – Ur (only ever heard of this in crosswords!)

· Note – NB, or doh ray mi etc, or A B C etc

· Periodic elements – Gold is Au etc

· Roman numerals – so two can be ii, ten can be x etc

· Unknown – usually means an unknown in algebra so x, y or z

· Sailor – AB or tar

· Doctor – Dr, MO, or MD

· Scholar / Master – MA, MSc etc

· Artist – RA

· Information – gen

· Firm or company – co

· Journalist – ed or hack

· About – c for circa, or re, or sometimes it means anagram, or putting a word around another word. Helpful.

· Article – a, an or the

· See – often means see as in bishopric like Ely

· Hesitation – um or er

· Sex appeal – it

· Love – o like in tennis

· The French – le or la, and other short words like “a” or “of” are un, une, de, du, etc. same for other languages.

· Flower – can sometimes just mean a type of flower, but sneakily sometimes mean flow-er i.e. a river. Often a river with a very short name like Ex or Po, or just R for river.

· Posh – means U and not posh is non-U

· Big – OS for outsize

Obviously there are loads of similar things, but these are common ones, and they give you the idea so that you can spot different ones.

Getting Started

I always look for clues with more than one word in the answer as those tend to be easier. Failing that, I look at the clues where the answer is only three or four letters long. If that doesn’t get me anywhere, I have a quick scan through to see if I can spot any anagram words. Once you’ve got one clue, you’ll have some letters to help you get started on the others.

Answers

(1) Pizazz

Italian food (pizza) mixed (anagram) with unknown (z) spice (pizazz)

(2) Adder

Even-hAnDeD (the 2^nd, 4^th and 6^th letters of handed = add) Queen (ER) turns into snake (adder)

(3) Omen

Beaheaded ladies (women – with the first letter chopped off) are a bad sign (omen)

(4) RAC

People to call if car is on its roof (car spelled backwards = RAC)

(5) Fawn

Young (fawn is a young animal) enthusiast (fan) embraces (goes around) own heart (w – middle letter of own)

(6) Gather

Get the gist (gather) from starinG AT HER

(7) Aisle

I’ll say (sounds like I’ll) it’s a passageway (aisle)

(8) Brace

4 (RAC) in Belgium (BE) for two (Brace)

(9) Autopsy

* I didn’t want to nick clues, so I’ve made these ones up myself (apart from 9). So they’re pretty clunky – real crossword clues are better!